Monday, September 29, 2008

Letter #6

I know that you are very beautiful and a killer cook, and you are so fantastic that you have your own show on the Food Network (my fave). On Saturday, you were incorporating a little Sicilan-style cooking into your segment and you explained that Sicily is a hot place and people from warm climates like spicy food. Ooookay, but I just wanted to clear one thing up for you: Sicily is not hot because it is close to Africa as you so ridiculously asserted. Sicily and Africa are both hot because they're close to the Equator, not each other. Even I know that.



Anonymous said...

Oh, Em, be fair to the poor girl! You know that there can only be one person in the world who is that beautiful, that good at cooking, and has a good grasp on geography as well, and being as you are CLEARLY that person you just can't judge Miss deL. that harshly.


Danielle said...

It's unfortunate that the rest of the world is not as smart as us. Poor people.