Thursday, September 4, 2008

Letter #5

Dear Clueless Metro Cheeseball in Serious Need of Yoga Class Etiquette,
Ujai breathing is only appropriate if everyone else is doing it. If not, you just sound like some pervry-perv making an obscene phone call. I just thought you’d want to know. Also, don’t match your head bandana to your tank top. It’s just silly.


Namaste,

Emily

2 comments:

The Pendletons said...

I always enjoy your letters.

Hilda said...

That was a great letter! I sometimes hate yoga or pilates because of the heavy breathers...I hope they read your letter.