Friday, August 22, 2008

Letter #4

Dear Old Nasty at the Gym,
Boxer briefs are NOT gym shorts. I'm sure you're aware of this and I don't know why you continue to make your underwear multi-task. You'd probably like it if everyone else pranced around in their panties, too, but I can assure you that no one else thinks that's a good idea. Ew and gross. Just gross.
Emily(who wears a ginormous baggy t-shirt and boy's soccer shorts while working out and does not appreciate random displays of underwear nastiness from ANYONE)


Manda said...

Your letters are always funny. Yeah, wearing boxer briefs as gym shorts is a bad idea. I am fortunate that I haven't seen anyone do that. I can't believe they would. Maybe Old Nasty thinks it's okay because it's kind of like women playing volleyball in bikini-like outfits (like in the Olympics); I don't understand the need for that either.

Sarah said...

Oh hilarious!! I am so happy that I have not witnessed this man for myself, I just might throw up in my mouth! Although, back in our Quail Brook days, we did have a man walk all around our lawn in strange poses in nothing more that his black briefs. Also gross!

The Pendletons said...

I just hope you don't even have to have a glimpse of his ball sweat. Just nasty.

Danielle said...

Very highly unluxury.