Friday, August 22, 2008

Letter #4

Dear Old Nasty at the Gym,
Boxer briefs are NOT gym shorts. I'm sure you're aware of this and I don't know why you continue to make your underwear multi-task. You'd probably like it if everyone else pranced around in their panties, too, but I can assure you that no one else thinks that's a good idea. Ew and gross. Just gross.
Sincerely,
Emily(who wears a ginormous baggy t-shirt and boy's soccer shorts while working out and does not appreciate random displays of underwear nastiness from ANYONE)

4 comments:

Manda said...

Your letters are always funny. Yeah, wearing boxer briefs as gym shorts is a bad idea. I am fortunate that I haven't seen anyone do that. I can't believe they would. Maybe Old Nasty thinks it's okay because it's kind of like women playing volleyball in bikini-like outfits (like in the Olympics); I don't understand the need for that either.

Sarah said...

Oh hilarious!! I am so happy that I have not witnessed this man for myself, I just might throw up in my mouth! Although, back in our Quail Brook days, we did have a man walk all around our lawn in strange poses in nothing more that his black briefs. Also gross!

The Pendletons said...

I just hope you don't even have to have a glimpse of his ball sweat. Just nasty.

Danielle said...

Very highly unluxury.